Tags decision , decisions , meeting , meetings , productivity , time , time management , business. View Transcript Transcript Boss: Yesterday, in our four-hour meeting, we agreed to postpone the vendor selection. Dilbert: No, we agreed to use our existing vendor. Asok: I thought we agreed to cancel the whole project. Dilbert: We might need some clarity on this. Boss: Four more hours should do it.

Tags vr , virtual reality , deception , laziness , work ethic. View Transcript Transcript Wally: I convinced our boss to wear virtual reality goggles all day. Boss: Good job, Wally! I've never seen you work so many hours! Wally: reality is nice, but I find it limiting. Tags awkward , meeting , embarrassed , embarrassment , business. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: I just realized I'm in the wrong meeting.

My best bet is to slowly sink below the table and slip away. Someday, when my grandkids ask what I did for a living, I'm going to say I was unemployed. Tags meeting , frivolous , stand-in , time management , business. View Transcript Transcript Boss: I need you to attend a meeting in my place. I agreed to the meeting before I realized it would be a total waste of time. Dilbert: This could not be worse.

Boss: I might have volunteered to write up the meeting notes. Tags virtual reality , sexual harrassment , real , fantasy , imagination. View Transcript Transcript Boss: Can you attend a meeting for Kevin, our new immersive VR employee? Dilbert: Why can't Kevin do it? Boss: Alice needed him for something. Alice: Good. Now do it again, but without your shirt. Kevin: I'm not comfortable with this. Tags laziness , excuses , excuse , meeting , meetings , powerpoint , business.

View Transcript Transcript Wally: We've achieved optimal meeting density. We have so many meetings that I can avoid all of them by saying I have another meeting at the same time.

Man: While you're here, can you review my slide deck? Wally: I'd love to, but I have fifty slide decks ahead of you. Tags Dilbert , Wally , days , virtual , trained , hospital , designer , bed , lazy. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: After spending three great days in virtual reality, I accidentally trained myself to hate actual reality. Wally: What if this reality is actually another virtual reality, and you're really in a hospital bed somewhere?

Dilbert: What kind of designer would make a reality with you in it? Wally: A lazy one. Tags business , meeting , office , office workers , elbonian , cyber threat. View Transcript Transcript the boss: what are we doing about the elbonian cyber threat? dilbert: i called a meeting for tomorrow to come up with a plan for dealing with it. the boss: your weak response proves you are an elbonian spy. dilbert: what? Woman Employee: I'll send you my files and you can do all of my work while I criticize you behind your back.

Dilbert: Is there another option? Woman Employee: Yes, it' involves telling your boss you're worthless. Tags Dilbert , the boss , permission , bumper stickers , forgive. View Transcript Transcript The Boss: Dilbert, did you reconfigure the server without my permission? Dilbert: Let me consult my collection of bumper stickers for an answer. Tags ceo , Dilbert , government regulations , marketing , question authority. View Transcript Transcript CEO: Government regulations prevent us from marketing our products the way we want.

What should we do? Dilbert: I'll consult my bundle of bumper stickers for some guidance. Tags embarrassment , frustration , like an idiot , simple solution , stumping dilbert , gladly explin , look like an idiot. View Transcript Transcript Man says, "There is a very simple solution to the problem that is stumping Dilbert. Tags dating , gadgets , mobile cell phones , Dilbert , twitter , world has judged , dont exist , ghost , blocking tv , relationships.

View Transcript Transcript Woman: How many Twitter followers do you have? Dilbert: None. Woman: The world has judged you. Dilbert: It's as if I don't exist! Dogbert: For a ghost, you do a good job of blocking the TV.

Tags astronomy , billions of planets , scientists , version of dilbert , earth like , many universes. View Transcript Transcript Computer: Scientists say there might be billions of planets like Earth. And we might be one of many universes. Dilbert: I wonder if there's a version of me out there who loves his job.

Woman: What has three thumbs and wants a should massage? Dilbert: This guy! Meanwhile, on XPKQ Tags Dilbert , dinosaurs , mesozioc era , thesaurus , joke. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert says to Bob the Dinosaur and Dawn the Dinosaur, ". So Dawn here is a Nobodysaurus, and Bob, you say you're a Thesaurus? No, the 'Thesaurus' line is just an old dinosaur joke. Dilbert says, "I'll bet you were a riot in the Mesozoic era.

Tags Dilbert , dinosaur , joke , carnivore , robert , cramp , tail. View Transcript Transcript Dawn the Dinosaur points to Dilbert and says to Bob the Dinosaur, "You heard me, Robert. Eat him right this minute! Well, at least smite him with your mighty tail! Dawn says to Dilbert, "And THIS will teach you not to mess with dinosaurs!

Tags Dilbert , dinosaur , carnivore , joke , bob. View Transcript Transcript Dawn the Dinosaur says to Dilbert, "Let's make a deal. You let us continue hiding in your house, and Bob won't hungrily devour you.

I know that Dawn can avoid being seen because she is a Nobodysaurus, but how on earth did Bob go unnoticed all this time?

View 1 - 10 results for Virtual Meeting comic strips. Discover the best "Virtual Meeting" comics from Dilbert. Tags therapy session , cloud , having meeting , tech talk , couch , shrink , avatar , engineer , engineering.

View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: I was holding a virtual meeting using the cloud and Therapist: you're already dead and you don't know it. Dilbert: um no im an engineer. Therapist: and yet your should had a meeting in a cloud. Dilbert: my people call it an avatar. marketing , project , cloud , catbert , leadership , budget , birthday , engineer , time sheet , sales , wally , strategy , dogbert , powerpoint , project management , topper , leader , boss , change , meeting , data , management , mordac.

Tags decision , decisions , meeting , meetings , productivity , time , time management , business. View Transcript Transcript Boss: Yesterday, in our four-hour meeting, we agreed to postpone the vendor selection.

Dilbert: No, we agreed to use our existing vendor. Asok: I thought we agreed to cancel the whole project. Dilbert: We might need some clarity on this. Boss: Four more hours should do it. Tags vr , virtual reality , deception , laziness , work ethic. View Transcript Transcript Wally: I convinced our boss to wear virtual reality goggles all day. Boss: Good job, Wally! I've never seen you work so many hours! Wally: reality is nice, but I find it limiting.

Tags awkward , meeting , embarrassed , embarrassment , business. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: I just realized I'm in the wrong meeting. My best bet is to slowly sink below the table and slip away. Someday, when my grandkids ask what I did for a living, I'm going to say I was unemployed.

Tags meeting , frivolous , stand-in , time management , business. View Transcript Transcript Boss: I need you to attend a meeting in my place. I agreed to the meeting before I realized it would be a total waste of time. Dilbert: This could not be worse. Boss: I might have volunteered to write up the meeting notes. Tags virtual reality , sexual harrassment , real , fantasy , imagination. View Transcript Transcript Boss: Can you attend a meeting for Kevin, our new immersive VR employee?

Dilbert: Why can't Kevin do it? Boss: Alice needed him for something. Alice: Good. Now do it again, but without your shirt. Kevin: I'm not comfortable with this. Tags laziness , excuses , excuse , meeting , meetings , powerpoint , business. View Transcript Transcript Wally: We've achieved optimal meeting density. We have so many meetings that I can avoid all of them by saying I have another meeting at the same time.

Man: While you're here, can you review my slide deck? Wally: I'd love to, but I have fifty slide decks ahead of you. Tags Dilbert , Wally , days , virtual , trained , hospital , designer , bed , lazy. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: After spending three great days in virtual reality, I accidentally trained myself to hate actual reality. Wally: What if this reality is actually another virtual reality, and you're really in a hospital bed somewhere?

Dilbert: What kind of designer would make a reality with you in it? Wally: A lazy one. Tags business , meeting , office , office workers , elbonian , cyber threat. View Transcript Transcript the boss: what are we doing about the elbonian cyber threat? dilbert: i called a meeting for tomorrow to come up with a plan for dealing with it.

the boss: your weak response proves you are an elbonian spy. dilbert: what? to be continued View Transcript Transcript boss: i need everyone to come to the thursday meeting so we can decide when to schedule our next meeting.

dilbert: why don't we just have the meeting on thursday? dilbert: see me later, so i can berate you for saying that. dilbert: do we need a meeting to schedule that? Virtual Meeting Comic Strips Search.

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Tags therapy session , cloud , having meeting , tech talk , couch , shrink , avatar , engineer , engineering View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: I was holding a virtual meeting using the cloud and Top Dilbert Searches marketing , project , cloud , catbert , leadership , budget , birthday , engineer , time sheet , sales , wally , strategy , dogbert , powerpoint , project management , topper , leader , boss , change , meeting , data , management , mordac.

Saturday June 20, Four Hour Meeting. Tags decision , decisions , meeting , meetings , productivity , time , time management , business View Transcript Transcript Boss: Yesterday, in our four-hour meeting, we agreed to postpone the vendor selection.

Tuesday July 19, Boss Wears Virtual Reality Goggles. Tags vr , virtual reality , deception , laziness , work ethic View Transcript Transcript Wally: I convinced our boss to wear virtual reality goggles all day. Saturday October 29, Dilbert In Wrong Meeting. Tags awkward , meeting , embarrassed , embarrassment , business View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: I just realized I'm in the wrong meeting.

Friday March 31, Attend A Meeting In My Place. Tags meeting , frivolous , stand-in , time management , business View Transcript Transcript Boss: I need you to attend a meeting in my place.

Friday July 07, Attending A Meeting For Kevin. Tags virtual reality , sexual harrassment , real , fantasy , imagination View Transcript Transcript Boss: Can you attend a meeting for Kevin, our new immersive VR employee? Thursday March 01, Optimal Meeting Density.

Tags laziness , excuses , excuse , meeting , meetings , powerpoint , business View Transcript Transcript Wally: We've achieved optimal meeting density.

Friday September 14, Virtual Reality. Tags Dilbert , Wally , days , virtual , trained , hospital , designer , bed , lazy View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: After spending three great days in virtual reality, I accidentally trained myself to hate actual reality. Monday May 13, Elbonian Cyber Threat Meeting. Tags business , meeting , office , office workers , elbonian , cyber threat View Transcript Transcript the boss: what are we doing about the elbonian cyber threat?

Tuesday November 19, Meeting To Decide When To Meet. Dilbert Characters Dilbert Dogbert The Boss Wally Alice Asok Catbert Carol Ratbert Ted Tina.

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